So, today I found myself at the mall, a place I haven't been to in ages! I was without the kids and excited to take some time to myself. I have a special occasion coming up next week that I wanted to look really nice for. What a better excuse to find a nice new outfit for myself? (I hardly EVER do that). It was NICE!
Have you ever seen those booths in the halls of the mall? Well, needless to say I was mesmerized by a charming Jamaican boy (I can only guess he was Jamaican because he wore dreadlocks down his back, and one of those Jamaicanie hat things). His name??......Jacob!:) (not kidding) After he sat me down to make me feel more comfortable, he gave me a hand scrub with products made from 34 different minerals of the Dead Sea! (hmmmmm....the Dead Sea does have a purpose!) Oh boy, was he charming! He got me to buy the exfoliating salts and body cream. And then he pulled out the big guns! The facial mask, nail kit thingy, eye cream, and skin toner stuff. Ooooo I'm telling you, girlfriends the Dead Sea products feel SO nice!
Well, my friends, I can pull on the charm too! Much better than I realized I could. We started to discuss price for all this stuff......absolutely outrageous! But because I'm so charming I talked him down to half the price.....AND got (not 1, not 2, not 3) but 4 nail kits......AND 4 exfoliating salts......AND 4 body creams(which I'll sell on ebay)........AND the facial mask.........AND skin toner..........AND the eye cream......AND a bottle of water.........AND a picture together..........AND an escort to the car (with all my stuff).......AND a hug at the end.:)-
Ya, I'm pretty good!:) I'm pretty much living out every girl's Twilight fantasy! Just call ME......Bella!:) Hehehehe! Who knew being single would be so darn FUN?
fun! :)
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